Ohh no it's Monday!

No, Not ME:

• I wouldn't let my little angel stay up an hour and a half after her bed time, with the hope that she would sleep in... The plan back fired, she woke up an hour and a half earlier (that's 6AM people) OH no Not Me
• I certainly did not let that same kid have a cookie at 6:30 AM because I was too lazy to drag my ass out of bed, Not Me.
• I would never ever dream of calling her dad a few "not nice" names under my breath as I cleaned out her hamster cage. The hamster that he got her.. I know what your thinking, with all the animals she has why is she bitching about this one? Well because you bring a pet in this house you take care of it and I despise rodent type animals. They serve no purpose, just my opinion.
• I am in no way shape or form bitter that no one noticed I cooked dinner 6 nights last week. In case you were wondering I am getting in touch with my domestic side. P.S. dinners were yummy.
• I wouldn't dare have 2 glasses of wine at my BFF's BBQ on Sunday and refuse to teeter-totter with my Daughter due to the possible occurrence of "motion sickness" because I'm not much of a drinker. P.S. the wine was much needed & yummy too.
• No no, not me; I did not have a rabbit gender mix up while putting them in their pens for the night, which reminds me I have FREE bunnies ready to go to good homes. Just say you will consider it..... Please.

I have brown ones with black stripes and blue eyes,
brown and white patches
and all white with pink eyes.